
Natural Perfume Review
~Desiree~
The description states, 'Bright citrus notes blend into deep jasmine and violet, and end on notes of soft vanilla and exotic sandalwood'. When I first sniffed it I thought there was something off in this perfume, something kind of sticky and sweet and not altogether pleasant ~ nearly synthetic smelling. I attributed this to the violet accord, which ran rampant, taking my nose down memory lane with images of mom's Avon catalogs and myriad icky perfume samples laid out on the livingroom coffee table, and, oddly enough, the soft ethereal scent of Mrs. Bali's nearly~orange face powder, which I adored. Can you say 'conflicted'? The dry down was not exciting, emitting some warmth as the vanilla and sandalwood notes unfolded, only slightly tempering the banshee violet. I detected no 'bright citrus notes' or jasmine, which might have helped my experience with this particular perfume. I suppose it just didn't work well with my chemistry, and I'm guessing I have a particular aversion to anything remotely violet-like, even if it is a natural concatenate. I believe this perfume can be made outstanding by eliminating some of the heavy violet accord.
~Luann Marie~
'A blend of many elements including true jasmine, soft vanilla and sandalwood from the tropics'. Now this one I almost liked. It started out funky, with a weird baby wipes *slash* flower combo (ylang?) that just twacked me out ~ I love the scent of baby products, but a baby product inspired scent as a personal perfume doesn't do a thing for me. Luann Marie dried down to a soft, powdery, pretty scent, bringing to mind a coquettish pre-teen with socks in her bra batting her lashes at the bathroom mirror. I detected a heavy hand with vanilla, and that was ok. It blended nicely with the florals applied. Like I said, I almost liked this one. Too young for me, though. I would, however, allow my pre-teen daughter to wear Luann Marie.
Ancient Perfumes
These were the perfumes I was most interested in testing. These perfumes, which are meant to replicate the essences worn by kings and queens in the ancient world.
~Cleopatra VII~
Part of the copy included with the sample read, 'Egyptians loved the mystic lotus blossom, Romans favored roses, and Greeks the floral-herbal scents of the Mediterranean. We have blended the aromatic favorites of these three ancient cultures into a truly original "perfume of antiquity"'. Other than that, you don't get much by way of what is actually in this perfume. Predominantly rose, Cleopatra VII is not bad. It's not a knock-you-off-yer-feet rose scent, just a subtle, nearly-there scent. I've never smelled 'mystic lotus blossom', so I don't know what I was 'sniffing' for. I did, however, detect a soapy scent. Like Ivory. Soapy smelling perfume . . . strange, but not altogether unpleasant. ** I received the samples for these perfumes at the beginning of a head cold, so I felt it wasn't fair to leave this review with my not-so-great observations. I re-tested this, and all the other perfumes, a few weeks later when the virus had run its course, and my impression of this particular perfume changed ~ a lot. The rose is dominating in this blend, full and robust and beautiful ~ be-yoo-tee-full! There is a subtle green note which laces through the rose, and a sweetness I'm guessing is the 'mystic lotus' hovering above the rose, making Cleopatra VII one of the very finest natural perfumes I've ever tried.
~Alexander Omni~
'. . . was created for everyone, everywhere, using the same aromatic materials as Alexander the Great would have found in his empire'. I had a flashback to the movie 'Bridget Jones' Diary' when I read this description, to the scene where Bridget's mum introduced Bridget to the orange fella she'd left her husband for and he (the orange fella) was ogling her bracelet . . . y'know, at the Tarts and Vicars party. Anyway . . . This had some of the same oozy baby booty wipes smell as Luann, but with a coriander (or was it calamus?) kick. Laden with spices like cassia and clove, it did project a masculine tone that was only faintly sexy. I might have liked it better if I had used a man as the test subject.
~Queen Nefertiti Perfume~
The exact copy reads 'This beautiful queen of ancient Egypt, Nefertiti, 1340 BC was the symbol to all of beauty, grace and mystery. "Queen Nefertiti Perfume" is a re-creation of the perfumes of her time. It is hand-made of the same aromatic materials the ancient Egyptians used ~ myrrh, frankincense, cassia and many others. It is based in a lightweight oil, not alcohol. It is spicy and warm in character.' Queen Nefertiti smelled like cassia in rancid oil. Too much cassia. Very bad oil. Very sad reviewer. I hope and pray that what I received was a bad batch and not the product 'as is'.
